Mariners Lose, and Matt Mikolas Lets Me Back Into Town, Blame Him

I spent today working off the problem I created for myself last night at the oldest working Saloon in Washington, The Brick in Roslyn, and watched my girlfriend’s graduation in the tundra-like setting that was Ellensburg.

That was good news for me, because Matt Mikolas put out a decree that I wasn’t to return to the city until the Mariners gave up a hit, and I’d have followed it.

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Jason Vargas missed some bats, he gave up some hits too. Clayton Kershaw gave up many less hits and miss far more bats. And Miguel fucking Olivo hit a homerun. I’m tired of that guy, and when he does good I feel like he gains back more of Eric Wedge’s trust than he deserves.

That said, Mikey has tomorrow’s game, and he’ll do way better than this half-ass job I’m doing for you today.

 

  • Anonymous

    Hey the Mighty Miguel saved the M’s from looking totally ridiculous.